Erik Barnes

F.M. the Rt. Hon. Sir Erik Barnes, GCRI, DSO, MC, ID, MP

14th Minister of Finance
Term:	18 November 2006–
Predecessor:	Péricles Maranhão Neto
Successor:	Incumbent
9th Chief of the Defence Staff
Term:	21 May 1993–18 November 1999
Predecessor:	Terrance Steele
Successor:	George Venderschmitt
13th Minister of Foreign Affairs
Term:	15 January–8 February 2006
Predecessor:	Leonard Shedd
Successor:	Sir Jeremy Cannon
Member of the House of Commons
Term:	16 December 2004–
District:	Kensington-Royal Arbor-New Windsor
Party:	Conservative
Born:	9 March 1947 New Windsor
Profession:	Ibaglian Army soldier

Field Marshal the Right Honourable Sir Erik Barnes, GCRI, DSO, MC, ID, MP (9 March 1947–) is the Minister of Finance in Ibagli. He served as Chief of the Defence Staff from 1993 to 1999.

Early Life

He was born on 9 March 1947 in New Windsor to Geoff Barnes, a bakery owner, and Linda Meeuwsen, a teacher at St. Joseph Catholic School. Both were immigrants to Ibagli.

Military Service

After leaving secondary school, Barnes attended the Royal Military Academy at Sandhurst. In 1969, he graduated from Sandhurst and became a commissioned officer in the Parachute Company, 2nd Batallion Royal Ibaglian Regiment. Upon his return, Ibaglian forces were sent to Palterma to quell a communist uprising that was occurring on the island.

Barnes was among the first soldiers to enter Palterma in late 1969. On his fifth jump over Palterma, he was captured in Palterma City and was held as a Prisoner of War for sixteen months. After Ibagli withdrew troops in 1972, he was returned to Ibagli, having earned the Distinguished Service Order and the Military Cross during his time in Palterma.

Barnes made his way through the ranks in the Army. In 1989, he was appointed Chief of the General Staff, and was promoted to the rank of General. In 1993, he was appointed Chief of the Defence Staff, and promoted to the rank of Field Marshal. He would serve in that role until 1999. He was appointed colonel of the Royal Ibaglian Regiment in 2000.

In early 2004, Barnes returned to Palterma to lead Ibaglian troops in a short peacekeeping mission after the collapse of the recently-elected democratic government.

Political Career

In late 2004, Barnes became angry with the recently-elected Liberal minority government, and decided to run for a seat in the House of Commons in the district of Kensington-Royal Arbor-New Windsor as a member of the Conservative Party. He was successful in his bid for election. By mid-2005, Barnes had become a party whip and was responsible for the so-called 'three bar whip' that ordered Conservative MPs to vote against the creation of a republic. Fellow Conservative Marcus Smallegan voted for the creation of a Republic, and Smallegan was dismissed from the party shortly thereafter. Smallegan would eventually go on to form the New Conservative Party.

Election 2006

In December 2005, Parliament was dissolved as a result of the prorogation scandal, and an election was called for mid-January 2006, pitting the Conservative Party against the Liberals and New Conservatives. Barnes was highly visible during the campaign, and led the criticism against the 'Cooky Tax' policy of the NCP. The Conservative Party tied the NCP for second place in the election, with each party winning 15 seats in the House.

Shortly after the election, the two parties created the Conservative Alliance, with Smallegan being appointed Prime Minister. Barnes was appointed Minister of Foreign Affairs shortly thereafter.

Minister of Foreign Affairs

Days after being sworn in as Minister of Foreign Affairs, he went to Liberia to lead a delegation to the inauguration of Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf, the first female elected head of state in Africa.

Several weeks after his appointment, Barnes resigned his position as Minister of Foreign Affairs for unknown reasons. It was speculated in the press that Barnes often had severe disagreements with Smallegan and the New Conservative leadership. As a backbencher, he remained a prominent force in the Party and the Alliance. The Smallegan government fell on the Speech From the Throne in February 2006 and became the Loyal Opposition. The Conservative Alliance was dissolved on 4 May 2006.

The Erik Barnes Program

Barnes become the host of the first conservative radio talk show – The Erik Barnes Program – on the Ibaglian Broadcasting Company's radio network IBC2 in 2004. The show has several affiliates in Ibagli and Hapalnia.

Saint-Denis Conflict

On 29 April 2006, Barnes was appointed by Minister of Defence Steven Lyall to command Ibaglian forces in Operation Swordfish, a military operation to eradicate the Ibagli Liberation Front from the island of Saint-Denis. The ILF had recently perpetrated the ANZAC Day Bombing in Haphonia on 25 April 2006. The operation caused a rift within the Pollack government, with Minister of Finance Péricles Maranhão Neto refusing to allow finances to go to the Ministry of Defence until they agreed to end the conflict. Ibaglian forces began their withdrawal on 13 May 2006.

Political Beliefs

• Political Ideology: Barnes describes himself as a fiscal conservative and a social moderate.

• Business: Barnes has always been known for his belief in the goodness of both large corporations and small businesses and has supported and introduced many bills in Parliament giving relief to both. Most have been rejected by the House.

• Gun Ownership: Barnes believes in a person's right to own a gun and has introduced legislation making gun ownership legal. However, Barnes supports the outlawing of certain types of firearms.

• Same-Sex Marriage: Although known as being against same-sex marriage, Barnes opposes any legislation that defines marriage being between a man and a woman. Barnes believes that 'no government has the right to say what is love and what is not.'

• Abortion: Barnes is against abortion but like same-sex marriage, Barnes believes that the government should not get into one's personal life. Instead, he believes the government 'should work on preventing abortion.'

• The Senate: Barnes strongly opposes the Senate and has introduced legislation that would abolish the Senate. The legislation was rejected.

• Military: Being a career military officer, Barnes supports all legislation for the advancement of the military of Ibagli.

• Economic Policies: Barnes believes that under the Liberal government, Ibagli's economy has taken a downturn and believes that the Liberal Party does not seem to care anymore. Barnes has proposed tax cuts and tax incentives for companies that keep jobs in Ibagli.

• Welfare: Barnes strongly opposes welfare because he believes "it's being abused". Barnes also strongly opposes socialized healthcare which was enacted by then-Health Minister Steven Spell, and is in favor of a personal or an employer based system of insurance, supplemented by Medicare for the elderly and Medicaid for the poor.

• Affirmative Action: Barnes very strongly opposes affirmative action.

Quotes

• 'I need to get a more precise definition.'

Barnes asking Green Party MP Steven Lyall to define civil rights after he said same-sex marriage was a civil rights issue in 2004.

• 'In Ibagli, anyone can run and be elected to Parliament. Thats just one of the risks we have to take'

Barnes' acceptance speech in 2006 after being reelected to Parliament.

• 'We're the party that wants to see an Ibagli where people can still get rich.'

Barnes at the 2006 Conservative Conference.

• 'How is your mother these days?'

Barnes responding to a caller on his radio show "The Erik Barnes Program" after the caller told Barnes that 'This is not a Liberal or Conservative issue but you have sold your soul to the devil! I respect a crack addict mother of five more than you!'

• 'The Green Party is like the "Village Slut" of political parties; always in bed with other parties. It's disgusting'

Barnes speaking on his radio show about the coalition of the Green Party and the Liberal Party to form a government.

Trivia

• Barnes was the first twin to be elected to Parliament.
• Barnes is a Roman Catholic.
• Barnes truly despises fish and Koala bears because "They're evil creatures".

Honours and Decorations

• Royal Ibaglian Order (military) - Knight Grand Companion (1999) (Knight Companion in 1993; Companion in 1989; Officer in 1986)
• Royal Ibaglian Order (civil) - Companion (2006)
• Distinguished Service Order (1972)
• Military Cross (1972)
• Lord of Her Majesty's Most Honourable Privy Council (2007)
• Palterma Medal (1972)
• Saint-Denis Medal (2006)
• The Queen's Silver Jubilee Medal (1977)
• The Queen's Golden Jubilee Medal (2002)
• Semicentennial Medal (2005)
• Ibaglian Forces Decoration (2006)

Shorthand Titles

• Erik Barnes (1947–1968)
• Officer Cadet Erik Barnes (1968–1969)
• Second Lieutenant Erik Barnes (1969–1970)
• Lieutenant Erik Barnes (1970–1971)
• Captain Erik Barnes (1971–1972)
• Captain Erik Barnes, DSO, MC (1972–1974)
• Major Erik Barnes, DSO, MC (1974–1977)
• Lieutenant-Colonel Erik Barnes, DSO, MC (1977–1979)
• Brigadier Erik Barnes, DSO, MC (1979–1983)
• Major-General Erik Barnes, DSO, MC (1983–1985)
• Lieutenant-General Erik Barnes, DSO, MC (1985–1986)
• Lieutenant-General Erik Barnes, ORI, DSO, MC (1986–1988)
• General Erik Barnes, ORI, DSO, MC (1988–1989)
• General Erik Barnes, CRI, DSO, MC (1989–20 May 1993)
• Field Marshal Erik Barnes, CRI, DSO, MC (20 May 1993–12 June 1993)
• Field Marshal Sir Erik Barnes, KCRI, DSO, MC (12 June 1993–13 June 1999)
• Field Marshal Sir Erik Barnes, GCRI, DSO, MC (13 June 1999–12 August 2004)
• Field Marshal Sir Erik Barnes, GCRI, DSO, MC, MP (12 August 2004–15 February 2005)
• Field Marshal the Honourable Sir Erik Barnes, GCRI, DSO, MC, MP (15 February 2005–22 January 2006)
• Field Marshal the Honourable Sir Erik Barnes, GCRI, DSO, MC, ID, MP (22 January 2006–10 March 2007)
• Field Marshal the Right Honourable Sir Erik Barnes, GCRI, DSO, MC, ID, MP (10 March 2007–)

Electoral Record

August 2004 General Election
District: Kensington-Royal Arbor-New Windsor
Party		Candidate	Votes	%
****	Conservative Party	(x)Erik Barnes	1564	49.1
****	Liberal Party	John DeLaney	1302	43.6
****	Green Party	Alan Finsberg	264	8.3
****	Ibaglian Action Party	Warren Jacobs	56	1.8
Total valid votes			3186	100.0

December 2004 General Election
District: Kensington-Royal Arbor-New Windsor
Party		Candidate	Votes	%
****	Conservative Party	(x)Erik Barnes	1642	48.8
****	Liberal Party	John DeLaney	1264	37.5
****	Green Party	Alan Finsberg	406	12.1
****	Ibaglian Action Party	Warren Jacobs	36	1.1
****	Communist Party	Christine Arndt	20	0.6
Total valid votes			3368	100.0

January 2006 General Election
District: Kensington-Royal Arbor-New Windsor
Party		Candidate	Votes	%
****	Conservative Party	(x)Erik Barnes	3620	48.5
****	Liberal Party	Emily Raine	2368	31.7
****	Green Party	Alan Finsberg	1232	16.5
****	Ibaglian Action Party	Warren Jacobs	124	1.7
****	Family First Party	Kimberly Jacobs	116	1.5
Total valid votes			7460	100.0

November 2006 General Election
District: Kensington-Royal Arbor-New Windsor
Party		Candidate	Votes	%
****	Conservative Party	(x)Erik Barnes	3929	49.0
****	Liberal Party	Emily Raine	2595	32.4
****	Green Party	Alan Finsberg	616	7.7
****	Social Democratic Party	Danielle Perry	492	6.1
****	Ibaglian National Action Party	Warren Jacobs	388	4.8
Total valid votes			8020	100.0

Chiefs of the Defence Staff Witzberger · Carlin · Bachman · Tannon · Fisher · Benson Parsons · Barriter · Barnes · Venderschmitt · Penderson · Chaucer
Preceded by: Terrance Steele	Chief of the Defence Staff 1993–1999	Succeeded by: George Venderschmitt
	Chief of the General Staff 1989–1993
12th Ministry - Government of Marcus Smallegan
Predecessor	Office	Successor
Leonard Shedd	Minister of Foreign Affairs 2006	Jeremy Cannon
14th Ministry - Government of John Goodwin
Predecessor	Office	Successor
Péricles Maranhão Neto	Minister of Finance 2006–	Incumbent
House of Commons
Predecessor	District	Successor
John DeLaney	Kensington-Royal Arbor-New Windsor 2004–	Incumbent